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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 01:32

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I want to be a well-rounded person. What should I do?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

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share office space ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

They put up a sign reading

How does gut health affect mental well-being?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

Are democrats inherently stupid or just lazy? They can Google " Ohio is investigating reports by residents that migrants are eating the local wildlife " why can't they seem to do the most simple things? Blind, ignorant, stupid or obtuse?

Everyone loved it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Consequatur explicabo natus minima expedita.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

Just Forget it!

What is the difference between "eher" and " lieber" in German? Are the two synonyms? If yes, then which one is the most used?

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

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Next, they tried...

Loons and Moons

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Thumbs down again.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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