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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 01:32

So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I want to be a well-rounded person. What should I do?
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
How does gut health affect mental well-being?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Consequatur explicabo natus minima expedita.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
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Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones